Go Fund Me, Holy Trinity, novels, and other connected affairs

Ladedadeda I have some words to say.

So I'm in a bit of a predicament at the moment, because I want to go to a certain school in the worst way, but tuition there costs around $12,000 a year, and unfortunately my family can't afford to pay $12,000 for something I could get from public school. So, I've committed myself to coming up with the money on my own this year. 12,000 dollars is a lot for a teenager, I know. I will be doing various things to raise this money, and one of them is by using GoFundMe. You can find my account here. Seriously, any and all donations, no matter how small, are suuuuuper appreciated. Or any sort of publicity for it. Seriously. You give my $5 and I'll love you forever.

Something else I'm doing to try to make money this year is through some books that I'm currently working on. I haven't published any yet, but one's a book of poetry that's close to being done and the other is a novel currently in the planning stages. I'll update you guys with info about those as soon as they're done.

One more thing. If anyone has advice for me on how to raise money (without having an actual job, obviously, because that's considered child labor and is frowned upon in most societies), I would really appreciate hearing your suggestions.

(Insert clever, concise, perfect wrap up to my rambling trainwreck of a post)(Upon closer inspection of this post, I have realized that it was indeed, far less trainwreck-ish and rambling than the majority of my posts thus far)  
Bye bye <3

Updates and I'm reALLY SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED IN 50 MILLION YEARS

Hi!
Ok I realize I haven't posted in about a month and that that's a long time. But I have reasons. Allow me to disclose them for you now
•Stuff hasn't really been happening in my life. Nothing interesting to blog about anyway.

That's it, that's the reason. Did I imply that there were than one? Whoops. That was a big fat lie. Yeah I've just been having a relatively boring life recently. Although my best friend just came down from Oklahoma which is suuuuuuper exciting cause I don't get to see her often. Let's see, what else has been happening...

•I ordered two novelizations of Avenger's comic books and they came today and I caNNOT WAIT TO READ THEM
•I read lots of painful Harry Potter headcannons and my love for Sirius subsequently strengthened
•I got 3 and a half hours of sleep and then waterskiied the next morning
•I got a new poster thing from Books A Million that's turquoise and vintage looking with a purple hat that says "we're all mad here" and I really love it a lot
•I discovered that I don't hate the word "Lover" as much as I used to
•I've been hardcore internet stalking my friend's friend who got annoyed when I texted him obsessively every minute of the day (I know, I don't get it either)
Andddddddd
•I felt bad about not posting anything on here
So thanks guys. I have literally 2 regular readers (that I know of...) and I felt guilty for not posting. And one of them I've seen dozens of times since the last post!! Www.whythinks.blogspot.com go read her blog it's great

Annnyyyywwwaaaayyyyyy
I hope you've been surviving without my unhelpful (but honestly pretty entertaining) posts. I promise to post sooner next time. Maybe I'll share some headcannons or fanfic with you soon. yAy! :D

-A purple alien monster who's only here to help