Updates and I'm reALLY SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED IN 50 MILLION YEARS

Hi!
Ok I realize I haven't posted in about a month and that that's a long time. But I have reasons. Allow me to disclose them for you now
•Stuff hasn't really been happening in my life. Nothing interesting to blog about anyway.

That's it, that's the reason. Did I imply that there were than one? Whoops. That was a big fat lie. Yeah I've just been having a relatively boring life recently. Although my best friend just came down from Oklahoma which is suuuuuuper exciting cause I don't get to see her often. Let's see, what else has been happening...

•I ordered two novelizations of Avenger's comic books and they came today and I caNNOT WAIT TO READ THEM
•I read lots of painful Harry Potter headcannons and my love for Sirius subsequently strengthened
•I got 3 and a half hours of sleep and then waterskiied the next morning
•I got a new poster thing from Books A Million that's turquoise and vintage looking with a purple hat that says "we're all mad here" and I really love it a lot
•I discovered that I don't hate the word "Lover" as much as I used to
•I've been hardcore internet stalking my friend's friend who got annoyed when I texted him obsessively every minute of the day (I know, I don't get it either)
Andddddddd
•I felt bad about not posting anything on here
So thanks guys. I have literally 2 regular readers (that I know of...) and I felt guilty for not posting. And one of them I've seen dozens of times since the last post!! Www.whythinks.blogspot.com go read her blog it's great

Annnyyyywwwaaaayyyyyy
I hope you've been surviving without my unhelpful (but honestly pretty entertaining) posts. I promise to post sooner next time. Maybe I'll share some headcannons or fanfic with you soon. yAy! :D

-A purple alien monster who's only here to help

Free Pizza

I got free pizza today. This is how it happened...

So, my friend Chloe was over today, and we were hungry and my house had like 5% food, which on the pretend scale I'm using, is not a lot. So we ordered pizza. It was delicious. But! She found a thing in it, which she thought was a bone. Which I guess is understandable, since it had ham on it. So anyway, we called the pizza place (Papa John's) and explained the situation to the person to the phone, to which he replied, "Do you want me to send another pizza over there?" to which we replied "YASSSSSSSSSSS" to which he replied "Ok", or some variation thereupon. So we got a free pizza. And it was basically the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.