I Have A Dream

Hello, it is I, the eggplant. I have come out of my summer hibernation to give you an important message. A few nights ago, I had a spectacular dream. This was a dream for the ages. The best dream of all dreams. This is what happened...

In the beginning, I was at a sleepover with some of my friends. I don't remember a lot of that part. Then, my dream did a jump-cut to me at a bar. Suddenly, I walked up to David Tennant (best known as the 10th doctor in Doctor Who and also my soul mate) and started making out with him. Like I pushed him against a wall and started making out with him. It was great. But that's not even the best part. Cause then I started making out with Jensen Ackles (Dean Winchester on Supernatural. Duh) and THEN we started sword fighting. In a little glass cage just like in Taylor Swift's Bad Blood music video, and I think I was actually wearing Taylor's outfit, like the braid and everything. It was so cool. And they tasted good. Anyway...

Watch Bad Blood if you please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo
Thank you.

-Your friendly neighborhood Squash

So this is a blog?

I'm still a bit confused about the whole "blogging" thing but my friend has one and it looks like fun (www.whythinks.blogspot.com go check it it's hilarious and the perfect place to waste hours), so. I don't know what I could possibly talk about, as I have a very dull life that is only occasionally pierced by a slightly interesting thing happening. Most of those things are my friends existing. And by that I mean the fact that they exist and aren't just figments of my imagination, like some of my friends. Isn't that right, Miss. Acorn? They tried to lock me up once-well twice-well three times-well four times-well...a few times, but Miss. Acorn broke me out. Anyway.
     So, if you're reading this, don't be expecting anything especially life enhancing to come out of the experience. The majority of my blog posts, especially during the summer, will probably be 3 am musings and rambling. Some involving Harry Potter. Most involving Harry Potter, or possibly Doctor Who, or possibly Taylor Swift, whichever I'm most obsessed with at the time. Anywho,(which, by the way, I NEVER EVER EVER say, On principle) I feel like this is getting long/boring but thanks to anyone who's reading this and um, yes.

     -Your friendly neighborhood Eggplant