IT'S TIME TO GET SPOOKY

So.

Halloween.

The one time of the year where is it (for the most part) safe and normal to take candy from strangers, and in turn, to give out candy to strangers.
That's pretty awesome.
It is one of my favorite parts of existing, actually.
However, this year I will not-I repeat I WILL NOT
be trick-or-treating.
And no it's not because I think I'm too old or too cool or whatever-I'll be too old when I'm in my twenties, and maybe not even then. I'll be too cool when I'm NEVER!
So why, you beg, why, why, WHY am I not trick-or-treating?
I shall indulge your wishes and answer you this query.
ITS BECAUSE IM GOING TO A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT ON HALLOWEEN AND OMG ITS IN TWO DAYS IVE HAD TICKETS SINCE LAST NOVEMBER AND IM SO EXCITED AND I CANT BELIEVE IT IM ACTUALLY GONNA SEE MY QUEEN PERFORM LIVE AND IM SO HAPPY AND IM GOING TO SOB SO MUCH AND OMGGGGGGGGGGG.

Yeah.


So this year's Halloween is not so much a celebration of free candy as it is of Tay Swizzle.

I Have A Dream

Hello, it is I, the eggplant. I have come out of my summer hibernation to give you an important message. A few nights ago, I had a spectacular dream. This was a dream for the ages. The best dream of all dreams. This is what happened...

In the beginning, I was at a sleepover with some of my friends. I don't remember a lot of that part. Then, my dream did a jump-cut to me at a bar. Suddenly, I walked up to David Tennant (best known as the 10th doctor in Doctor Who and also my soul mate) and started making out with him. Like I pushed him against a wall and started making out with him. It was great. But that's not even the best part. Cause then I started making out with Jensen Ackles (Dean Winchester on Supernatural. Duh) and THEN we started sword fighting. In a little glass cage just like in Taylor Swift's Bad Blood music video, and I think I was actually wearing Taylor's outfit, like the braid and everything. It was so cool. And they tasted good. Anyway...

Watch Bad Blood if you please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcIy9NiNbmo
Thank you.

-Your friendly neighborhood Squash