Go Fund Me, Holy Trinity, novels, and other connected affairs

Ladedadeda I have some words to say.

So I'm in a bit of a predicament at the moment, because I want to go to a certain school in the worst way, but tuition there costs around $12,000 a year, and unfortunately my family can't afford to pay $12,000 for something I could get from public school. So, I've committed myself to coming up with the money on my own this year. 12,000 dollars is a lot for a teenager, I know. I will be doing various things to raise this money, and one of them is by using GoFundMe. You can find my account here. Seriously, any and all donations, no matter how small, are suuuuuper appreciated. Or any sort of publicity for it. Seriously. You give my $5 and I'll love you forever.

Something else I'm doing to try to make money this year is through some books that I'm currently working on. I haven't published any yet, but one's a book of poetry that's close to being done and the other is a novel currently in the planning stages. I'll update you guys with info about those as soon as they're done.

One more thing. If anyone has advice for me on how to raise money (without having an actual job, obviously, because that's considered child labor and is frowned upon in most societies), I would really appreciate hearing your suggestions.

(Insert clever, concise, perfect wrap up to my rambling trainwreck of a post)(Upon closer inspection of this post, I have realized that it was indeed, far less trainwreck-ish and rambling than the majority of my posts thus far)  
Bye bye <3

Interviewing Heather's blerg

So, recently I interviewed the owner of one of my favorite blogs, Heather's blerg. This is what happened...

Hello

Hello. How are you?

I'll be asking the questions here.

Ok.

So, I understand that you have a blerg

I do, thanks

What kind of stuff do you post on your blerg?

Um, like, stuff.

When and why did you start blerging?

A little over a year ago, because I was a bored little kid with no to little social life, and I still have no to little social life but it was worth it.

what's your favorite post on your blerg?

I really like what would the races of middle earth drink that one I'm really proud of, cause its vaguely interesting in a way. Also Of Piñatas, Shovels and Bunnies. I'm really proud of  that one.

how long do you plan on blerging?

Um, as long as it takes to take over the world? I guess.

Who's your favorite fictional man?

Oh god! Oh!
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I guess Legolas since you know we're engaged and stuff.

How do you feel about feminism, and global warming?

They're both hot! (We then proceeded to congratulate her/be in awe of that, for that for the next five minutes.)

What, in your opinion, is the most important part of any soufflé?

I like the chewy parts around the outside and I like when they meet, the gushy parts in the inside.

What is your favorite book(s) at the moment?

The moment...the Lord of the Rings trilogy of course!

What's your favorite part of blerging?

Um... I like writing snarky comments and then getting concerned that no one will get them, and then erasing them its kind of vaguely satisfying. Also I like putting pictures on it cause it makes me feel pretty.

Otp and Notp?

Otp Leather (Her and Legolas) Notp Dramionie (DracoxHermionie)

That strangest things about you?

Everything? The large gap between my big toes and my other toes.

So there has been some controversy over this subject for a while now. Are you still getting married to Legolas now that you're hopelessly in love with Captain America? What's the situation there?

(Hides under blanket)